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I had to go all the way around to the drive through again, where they charged Vibram Five Fingers Kso to upgrade a Sausage McMuffin with Egg. And they made me turn in my plain Sausage McMuffin, even though I had already taken a bite of it. I think I deserved to keep the plain Sausage Vibram Five Fingers Sprint Pure Red Shoes for the mental anguish they caused me. I sent your column to our sports-fanatic son. He has an Eli Manning Fathead at the top of his stairs in his home in Oxford, Miss. I'm hopeful Eli will stay with the Giants since there doesn't seem to be a market for "has been" Fatheads. - Lisa Agnew, Houston As a huge Lance Berkman fan, Vibram Five Fingers Classic in All Black was excited when I read your article saying the Lance Berkman Fathead was only $5.99. However, when I tried to buy the Fathead (the wall sticker, not Lance's massive noggin), Vibram Five Fingers Classic in Black/Grey/Brown was $19.99. What gives? How does a peon like me get the $5.99 deal? - Clay Rivette, Houston First, let's work on your self-esteem. You're not a peon. You're good enough, you're smart enough. The Puma Fathead was $5.99 for the whole week before I wrote that column note.